Ok, this thing spans a year and a half of my life...*sniffle*. Basically, it was this message that I sent out to my friends who go to a differant high school than I did that told them of my life. I don't think that they cared that much, but they had the option of deleting it! So anyway, I decided in a fit of self-confidance (which I expect to wear off soon so I'd better work fast) to post these things up for the world to see!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--*cough* *cough* *sneeze* pardon me--AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

the return of...THE NEWSLETTER!!! O.o! Dec. 17 2000 The first of the resurrected newsletters! Now, this one is actually very funny--I wasn't expecting that. I don't remember trying to make these things funny--I remember ranting, but I don't remember trying to make them funny. Hmm. Apparently, in the past, I was...entertaining. What a concept. I feel reborn! The Newsletter II O.o! Dec. 24 2000 Also very funny! The Newsletter III O.o! Jan. 1 2001 Not *as* humourous, but still pretty entertaining. The Newsletter IV O.o! Jan. 3 2001 Ahh...the one that broke the once-a-week tradition! Also the one that started the bland talk tradition--though the topic is porn so I guess it's not that bland. The Newsletter V O.o! Jan. 7 2001 Wow...it would seem like I had a lot to say that first week of January, eh? *shakes head* No, not really. There are humourous and entertaining parts in this newsletter, but there are also parts that no one--including me--cares about. The Newsletter VIII O.o! Jan. 30 2001 I wouldn't read this unless you're so bored, your intestines threaten to strangle your brain. It's one of the most irrelevent, bland, boring things I've ever read. (I forgot to save Newsletters VI and VII, which is why they aren't here.) I have now vowed to make the new newsletters more interesting. The Newsletter IX O.o! Mar. 21 2001 This is just like Newsletter VIII--insipid. I wouldn't read it. The Newsletter X O.o! June 22 2001 This was written before I vowed to make the newsletters more interesting, but it's still a lightyear more entertaining than VIII and IX! Ahh...this is about the humour level of the newsletter V. (and Ohhh...you can bet I'm gonna be sending out a newsletter announcing the creation of this section *evil smile*) The Newsletter XI O.o! August 3 2001 I have no idea. I actually get angsty in this one. *heavy sigh* And here I thought that I managed to burn up all of my teen angst in my 11th through 13th rotation around the Sun. *shrugs* But apparently I still have some melodramatic dissatisfation left in me. *feels oddly proud of the fact*

Take me BACK