Hey hey! I have half an hour to burn before Mobile Suit Gundam comes on, so I thought I'd type out one of these things again! ^__^ No, there's abesolutely *no* reason you should feel like you've been upited by the TV. No reason at all...Seriously, though, don't.

I have to say...I no longer hate American TV. I mean, at first I was totally going through Much, Comedy channel, and Space network withdrawl! (Come back I Conpiracy Guy! I miss Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu! ToT) I  even missed CMTV, 'cause they played all the shows I like from 5-7! Over there the Simpsons are on, what? 5 times a day? Here it's like once a week...*pouts* But now it's OK, 'cause I've found out that all the good shows are only on at late night! ^__^ Of course, the danger there is you always run into porn commercials--and always the *same* porn commercial! Sheesh. Can't they be a little original and have a couple of differant ones? I am totally sick of hearing the same one over and over (I didn't watch it after the first time I saw it. I usually draw or write during commercials)...I think I have it memorized, and that's a scary thought. (Join us, as we something something with sexy senority sweethearts, beautiful college girls, and the girl next door! blah blah blah blah blah blah--ok, so maybe I only have the first sentence memorized ^_^;)

On the topic of commercials...Have you seen the Eurovan commercial? *squeels* I LOVE that commercial! Ah! *grins* It's so cool! It's so *original*! It's so *tickling*! I think it's my second favorite commercial--my favorites being Labatt's Two Guys in a Canoe campain. ^__^ Man, I loved those guys...

Labatt's playing the stupidest commercials down here. They're importing Labatt Blue, so all their commercials are basicly this beat saying over and over that Labatt Blue's from Canada. It's so stupid...they should just do the Out of the Blue commercials--those were good! I liked those ones...*pouts*

My cats are so cute...*grins* they're lazy-asses and sleep all day and night! But they're just the CUTEST while they're taking up space and oxygen!

I feel like summers almost over...*sob* Man, three more weeks and I'm back at the school. Not nessesserily back *at* school, just back at the school for band camp. *sigh* The it's ten months of stress, followed by two measely months of relaxation, then it's ten months of ultra-stress 'cause it's junior year then and I'm already physced about that! Man, the way the teachers make it out to be, you'd think that your whole future depends on junior year...it probably does, actually. *sigh* Oh well.

People are idiots. Humanity, as a whole, has the intelligence of a gummi bear (*grins*, remembering where she got that sentence from. Ahh...funny times). It sucks. But *shrugs* what can you  do about it? What, with the standards of, like, things like litature and music and what-not dropping like a rock in Earth's gravity zone...It's *sad*! Soon, we're all gonna be so brain-dead that when something totally exceptional and wonderful and *rich* comes along, we're not gonna be able to recognize it for the gift that it is. I'm sorry...I'm feeling a bit cynical today. Cynical and angsty. And de-energized....actually, I haven't eaten anything today, that's probably why. I can't really rant about how I think that the world is totally sad...look at the grammaricle standard of this very newsletter! I don't think that grammaricle is even a word! And if it is, then I've totally butchered the spelling! ^_^;

I vowed to make these newsletter more interesting! *poses heroicly* And to that end, comes the return of...

*dramatic pause*

*still pausin'*

*I need to breathe soon*

*but the tension hasn't been properly built yet*

*aw, screw this!*

o.O!: Me!

You mean You

o.O!: But You is me.

Yes, you are You, and therefore me is You, so You are me, and You are You!

o.O!: Exactly!

....wait a minute, No!

o.O!: No? What do you mean No? You, not No!

No, you idiot You! Me, is not You 'cause I'm not You!

o.O!: What do you mean you're not me, who do you think I am anyway?!

You're my dark...*awareness sinks in*....side.

o.O!: *rude raspberry* So there!

...*blink-blink* Ok, sure, why not...

o.O!: *sing-tune-ish* Ha-ha, haha, ha!

....Shut up

o.O!: Make me!

Ok. *pulls out hammer*

o.O!: What do you intend to do with that?

Hammer you into the ground, what else?

o.O!: Ahh...but you see, your logic is flawed!

You're flawed! *rease back hammer*

o.O!: We've established that I am you, so if you're gonna hammer me into the ground, the way to do that is to hammer *yourself* into the ground.

.....

o.O!: You see?

....You *are* flawed. What the hell happened to you? You used to be a sarcastic little monster, and now all of a sudden you're, like, Professer Xavier?

o.O!: *shrugs* Hey, what'cha gonna do about it?

.....Ok, whatever. But You seriously need a new name.

Well, I'm tired of this now. So thus concludes the Newsletter XI!

Oh, one more thing! *poses*

o.O!: *wiggles fingers in a mockery of the act of tickling someone*

Eek! *curls up* I've learned to CG! ^__^ Well, I've *started* to learn how to CG. (For those of you not in the know, CG stands for Computer Graphic, and in the context that I'm using it in, it means that you draw an image and use an imaging program to touch up and colour and to generally finish the picture. What results is a very clean look, very much like cell art. In fact, the whole CGing process works very much like the whole cell art process.

o.O!: A wholely appropriate statement for her to make, seeing as how she knows *so* much about cell art...

Shuttup! Anyway. I downloaded a free imaging program, hit the online tutorials, and made this image! [http://www.beidy.4mg.com/art_smoke_bird_lady2.jpg] ^__^ I feel so proud...In retrospect, I guess I really should have put more shadow on her robe, but heh, it's a first try...The bird looks pretty awkward too, but I still think that's it's very pretty!

~Beidy
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