Gundam Wing: La Femmes

A Fanfic by Lady Lye

(c)2001

Rated for strong language on behalf of the characters. Remember- it's not the author w/ the potty mouth-it's her potty-mouthed characters.

Disclaimer: I do not own the whole GW thing... If I did I sure as h*ll wouldn't be here wasting my time writing fanfics about them- I'd be using them as my you-know-what slaves per my latest obsession. So don't try to sue me- it ain't worth it.

Note: rough translation for my rough use of Spanish can be found at the bottom of the chapter. This will include all previous phrases.

Okee it's a lil short... but... oh well...


Gundame: (pronunciation varies between gun-dum-eh and gun-dam-ay, but never gun-dame.) The mobile suits used by the five new girls. They are made of gundanium alloy but are coated with a newly developed substance making their shell even tougher than the gundams. Their pilots are known as the Dames.


In Quatre s private jet (AN: you know he has one. He has to have one. All rich people have them.):

 So where re we going?  Duo asked, munching on some junk food.

 You re dropping crumbs,  Quatre said, irritated.

 Well pardon me, your highness. Don t you have an army of servants to clean  em up?  Duo said.

 That s not the point, Duo!

 We ve spent the last three years keeping Duo from seriously being injured, or from injuring anyone else,  Wufei told Heero, who nodded solemnly.

 So?  Duo asked again.

 So what?  Quatre s nerves had frayed a bit over the last few years  Duo day in and day out  it could become very stressful on a young heir.

 Buttons!  Duo cracked up at his own joke. The others stared at him, Quatre angry that his nice jet was getting greasy crumbs all over it.  Fine then. Don t laugh. So where are we going?

 Anywhere without Relena,  Heero said quietly.

 Without Relena?  Trowa asked.

 She s been the most worried of all,  Quatre said.

 I don t think I could face her right now.

Duo stared hard at Heero s face. He fell backwards, mock gasping.  Heero! You have- a HEART!

Heero gave him one of his patented death glares.

 You know we never got an answer as to why you were there with all those women   Wufei said.

 Yeah   the others agreed.

 Oh no   A thought occurred to Heero.  Their mission- is to help Relena!

 Whose mission?

 Those girls! Their mission is to help Relena- they just left to do it!  Heero stomach was sinking, and very quickly. This was a new sensation for him.

 Hey, then, you re screwed, man,  Duo said heartily, slapping him on the back.  Welcome to the world of love!

Death glare.  You re not helping, Duo.

 Well   Quatre quickly pulled out a laptop to do some fast emailing.  Relena s situated in Europe so  We have a house in Australia we could go to.

 Next stop- The Land Down Under!  Duo said triumphantly, bad Aussie accent included.


Relena entered the room where she had agreed to meet this- Madam Anthony. She was taken aback to find Madam Anthony accompanied by five girls of about Relena s age.

 Good afternoon, Ms. Darlian,  Madam Anthony said.

 Good afternoon- I take it you are Madam Anthony,  Relena said carefully.  Is this her guard?

Madam Anthony correctly interpreted Relena s wary look.  They are not my guard, Ms. Darlian. They are yours.

 I beg your pardon?  Relena gasped.

 I know that you will not remember me, but I remember you from when you were very young,  Madam Anthony said.  And I ve watched you grow up from afar. Relena, I believe that you have a gift for dealing with people (AN: I m ignoring the snorts from all those people who think Heero hates Relena. I have no opinion as to this just yet  I m developing one.). My gift to you, is five expertly trained MS pilots, ready to assist you in any way.

Relena stared at Madam Anthony as though she was crazy.  You must be joking. I can t have a personal guard like this!  she exclaimed.  It would go against everything I ve tried so hard to work for! It would be seen as militaristic- I d be a hypocrite!

 Be that as it may, they re yours to command. Good-bye Ms. Darlian,  Madam Anthony brushed past her and out the door.

Relena stared after her in shock, quickly followed by anger. She was just about to have that crazy woman arrested when-

 Please- Ms. Darlian?  one of the girls said.

Relena turned, she had forgotten they were there.  Yes?  she responded without thinking.

 Please, it s not the Madam s fault,  Kyla had stepped forward, her voice imploring.  She- she does things that don t ever make sense when she does them, and you hate her for them, but then later you look back and you see that it was all for the best. We never wanted to cause trouble for you, we five truly do believe in aiding you. We agree that you have the heart to do what needs to be done. And it would be a great honor to us if you would let us help you to do so.

Relena s heart softened. What was she to say to that? Kyla s eyes were so hopeful. She looked at each of the girls helplessly.

 I have an idea,  Raisa said.

 So?  They all looked to her.  What are you waiting for?  Kyla said.  Just because we re out of the Keep you think we re going to be formal all of a sudden? Just tell us!

Raisa smiled. Their little friend Kyla always spoke her mind.  We don t have to publicly be guards or a private miniature army or anything like that. We can simply be a new addition to your party. No one would ever know we were the pilots of the Gundame.

Relena frowned at the girl s pronunciation.  I like the sound of that- I would feel better- but where did you get Gundams?

 Not Gundams.  Isabel said.  Gundame.


One week later:

Relena sighed contentedly and settled into the lawn chair. Estelle has convinced her it was much healthier to move her laptop outside where they could all relax. Of course, all work and no play wasn t good either. Relena felt more relaxed than she had in weeks. She was becoming fast friends with the Dames, and they had taken over a lot of duties that just Relena and Hilde hadn t been able to take care of all on their own. Yes, life was good again. Life was simple

 Relena!  Hilde s voice came from the laptop.

Relena shot it an angry glance. It could wait

 Relena don t ignore me! I have good news!  Relena grudgingly pulled it over.  It seems Heero Yuy has spent the last week at the Winner residence outside Sydney-

Heero Yuy  Reality came crashing back. Relena stared into space, having lost it as soon as she heard the name. Hilde s worried calls brought her back to the present.

 Wait a second- at the Winner residence? Is Quatre there?

 yes, ma am-

 Then why the hell hasn t he called me?! I thought we agreed that we would let each other know whatever we found out about! Get me a flight to Australia- I m going to go give that Winner boy a pieve of my mind!

 Ms. Relena?  Hilde looked a little frightened now.

 Just do it!  Relena closed up the laptop, getting ready to bring it inside.

 Relena?  Andria and Isabel were staring at her.

 We re going to Sydney.  She said shortly, packing up her things.  We leave immediately.

The Dames exchanged glances. What could possibly be up with her?


Here are the terms you may need...

WARNING: I used the translator on www.dictionary.com <http://www.dictionary.com> for these. I don t expect them all to be good. I do hope they get the point across. If anyone knows of a better site to use or can give me some really excellent phrases for Isabel to say, let me know.

cliente- hot
cosa caliente- hot thing
fresco como vienen- fresh as they come
materia caliente- hot stuff
mi buen peque?migo que mira - my good looking little friend.
muchacha- girl
muchacho- boy (for future reference.)
Muchacha del idiota- idiot girl
perra est?- stupid bitch
un moron de mierda- a fucking moron (don't worry, I really do love you, Duo...)
 

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