Duo- Cherub of Love

Where we last left off- Duo was cursing his fate at his next target. ^__^

Lady: BWHAHWHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: Oh god… she’s high on her own power again…

Lady: Hey- since when did you show up in this fic? Or are you here VOLUNTARILY, HMM????

Heero:  ^_^* er, no. There was nothing better to do so I *trails off into mumbles*…

Lady: Too bad. Anyways, I want to say thank you to everyone who reviewed- my evil laughter is due to your suggestions. *grin* I LOVE getting those suggestions… how about we institute a new policy- it is now perfectly possibly for a character to be made to fall in love with several other characters. There. That should keep everyone happy. And make things a zillion times more complicated than we had all hoped for.

Heero: O no- WHAT are you planning to do with that new rule Lady?

Lady: *wicked grin* You’ll see. We may even cross the boundary into shonen ai here.

Heero: *pales*

Lady: Anyways- DUO-KUN!!!!!! *a BIG plothole opens and Duo falls through, still in costume* Oh yeah, you can go, Heero. *begins to get an idea. Shoves it away. TOO evil… Will work on later… snaps her fingers and Heero disappears*

Duo: Kuso.

Lady: Hush, dingbaticus. Time for your next mission. Go. *boots him back into the fic*

Duo: Crap. I hate this… *yells into blank space* Lady, your ideas suck! Eep! *an invisible hand just pinched his kawaii butt that is rather easy to reach what with the skirt…* ITAI!!!!!! HENTAI! KISAMA! ONNA!

Lady (as ominous, echoing voice from SOMEWHERE): GET ON WITH IT!

Duo: EEP! YES MA’AM! *flies off to do so* Ummm… *scanning the area* I can’t believe I have to do this… Aha! *spots Trowa* Okey dokey then… *lands behind a low wall* I can’t BELIEVE this… It’s frigging cruel and unusual punishment…

Quatre: *sitting under a tree and reading*

Duo: Quatre, man, forgive me. Now I have to find target #2…

Dorothy: *from behind Duo* HEY! What are you doing in my Quatre-spying spot?! (AN: the only way I can possibly think for this pairing to be AT ALL possible is that Quatre made a big impression on Dorothy when they had that little duel thingy… so I’m gonna say that she has the world’s biggest crush on him and that he is- well- let’s just say ‘not enchanted’ with her.)

Duo: ACK! *jumps into the air about three feet or so, screaming* Eh heh heh HI, Dorothy… *can’t stop staring at her goddamn scary eyebrows and the also scary pupil-less eyes*

Dorothy: *looking at him suspiciously* Why are you dressed like that? And why are you carrying such an ancient weapon?

Duo: Eh heh- Don’t you dare tell the others or I’ll tell them that you come here to spy on Quatre! *Dorothy quickly shuts up* Why do you love him so much anyway?

Dorothy: *eyes going all sparkly* Because he’s such a sweet and kind person. Even in the fiercest of battles, he never lets go of his morals and ethics- he is always trying to do right. And he’s never afraid. And he’s wise as well. And-

Duo: *rolling eyes* I shouldn’t have asked…

Dorothy: And his ass is cute.

Duo: o.o* ok that was more than I needed to know…

Lady: (as whispery voice in Duo’s head) ARGH! Someone tell her that Quatre’s too KAWAII to be thought about like that… grrrrr…

Dorothy: *looking at the odd expression on his face* Are you alright, Maxwell?

Duo: Fine! Fine! Say, Dorothy… how would you like for Quatre to love you forever? (AN: He does NOT love her. I do NOT believe in this pairing. But I figure it’s fun. }: )

Dorothy: *eyes all bright and sparkly again* Oooh… if only…

Duo: Well then it’s your lucky day, babe! No more having to stalk him! Course, you’ll owe me a major favor…

Dorothy: I’ll do anything! *her eyes wander hungrily to Quatre who is still completely unaware of them*

Duo: OK, here’s the deal. You go over and talk to him and I’ll do my thing over here, ok?

Dorothy: But- *looks at Quatre longingly but with fear* I don’t think he likes me very much.

Duo: What the hell does ‘liking’ have to do with anything? Get over there or no deal!

Dorothy: *trots over to Quatre obediently* Uh, Hello there Master Quatre.

Quatre: *smiles feebly- he’s just a TEENSY bit afraid of her, afterall…* Uh, hello, Ms. Dorothy.

Dorothy: Um, what are you reading?

Quatre: ‘War and Peace’.

Dorothy: *sweatdrops*

Duo: Heh heh… *aims at Quatre and lets loose*

Quatre: ITAI! *leaps up, rubbing his arm.* What was that?!

Dorothy: Oh no! Quatre are you alright?!

Quatre: Yes I’m- *sees her. Falls in love instanlty* fine, NOW. Completely and utterly fine. Ms Dorothy… I must confess that I find myself very attracted to you.

Dorothy: *swoons*

Duo: Mission: Accomplished, Heh Heh! Mebe I can have a break now…

Quatre & Dorothy: *making out on the front lawn*

Duo: *gags* I did NOT need to see that… Poor Quatre… now he’s slave to HER. Yo! Dorothy! C’mere! You owe me a favor, remember!

Dorothy: *reluctantly pulling away* Huh? Oh right…

Duo: I’m calling it in right now. Find someone to take my place next time Lady wants to do this insane fic.

Lady: *appearing in a big poof of smoke- think sulfer and brimstone, here, people* WTF!??! (acronym there people…) I left you alone for FIVE MINUTES while I cleaned my room- which YOU trashed, by the way, and THIS is what I come back to?! Duo Maxwell you are in SUCH deep shit…

Duo: Hey! She promised me a favor!

Lady: Oi, I’m the one who told you to do this- you’re not supposed to be gaining anything from it!

Duo: Oops.

Dorothy: It’s alright- Duo I want to thank you anyway- EEP! *Quatre’s just a LITTLE enthusiastic here…*

Duo & Lady: 0.o

Lady: Oh good GOD this is sickening…

Duo: Don’t blame me- it’s YOUR fic!

Lady: Not you, baka…

Duo: ENOUGH, Dorothy! Lady and I would like to keep out lunches where they belong!

Dorothy: *holds off Quatre for a few more minutes* Uh- ooh- uh- Heero can take your place. Ooh, Quatre…

Lady: I like it, I like it!

Duo: Huh? Perfect Soldier boy?

Quatre: Dorothy…

ZAP!

*Lady and Duo find themselves in Lady’s house that is SOMEWHERE*

Lady: EW OMG that was GROSS! Pardon me while I go wash my poor, corrupted eyes… Poor Quatre… Duo what strength are those things on?

Duo: *checks the arrows* Um, full?

Lady: Ewwww… *shudders* (Sorry all you D&Q fans, but I just do not see that particular pairing…) Remind me to get you a shipment of Neutrailty Arrows and Puppy Love Arrows, ok?

Duo: *nod* Are you really gonna put Heero in my place?

Lady: *feeling better all of a sudden* Hell, yeh! *snaps her fingers. Duo is back in his normal clothes*

Duo: THERE IS A GOD!!

Lady: ^__^* Uh, yeah. You can have a break now, k, D-kun? *he disappears. She snaps her fingers again and Heero appears in his place, looking as though he were very, very involved in hugging someone* (don’t let your imaginations run away TOO much, hentais.)

Heero: o.0 HUH? WTH!? Lady?!

Lady: *smiles sweetly* I can see that you won’t be a problem too much later. Heero I need you to do me a favor, k?

Heero: *looks at her suspiciously*

Lady: Duo made a deal with the Devil-

Heero: You mean Dorothy?

Lady: -Yeah, her- and so he ran off. I need you to fill in, k?

Heero: What do I have to do?

Lady: Not much… just fly around like Cupid in a toga/kilt thingy and make your fellow characters fall in love- *snaps fingers and Heero is instantly redressed in aforementioned outfit and equipped with arrows and list of People to Fall in Love* -Have fun, hon!

Heero: O.O LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *he disappears into the world of fanfics…*

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-Lady